Since we were little tots we are taught to believe that we should only celebrate our Birthday ONE DAY a year. Well, screw that. At PlayOn Con (to be hosted at the the Hilton in Birmingham, Alabama, July 26th-29th) CON*tourage is inversing that, making every day of the year everyone’s Birthday — or shall we say UNbirthday.
An UNbirthday you may ask? According to wikipedia, “an unbirthday (originally written un-birthday) is an event that can be celebrated on any day that is NOT the person’s birthday.” So, with that being explained….what better reason to celebrate on July 28th with CON*tourage…after all, it’ll be YOUR Happy UnBirthday!
CON*tourage will be pulling out all stops for this party, serving up ice cream & booze (while it lasts), and dance music by DJ Lawless (based out of Atlanta)….so wear your most comfortable dance shoes and Unbirthday Party attire!
Also during the evening we’ll be giving away prizes for the Best Unbirthday Suits and Unbirthday Spankings by CON*tourage’s own Leah. For those who’ll be in the mood of receiving gifts, bring a wrapped gift of your own (valued at approx. $5) and you’ll swap at 1:00 a.m. (anything goes…as far as what the gift is. Be creative!)
For those of you who haven’t attended PlayOn Con yet or don’t know much about it…each night they has an array of Con-sanctioned room parties. So that means that you can party at MANY parties each night, just not ours. Each party is located on the same hotel floor, side-by-side so all parties (with various themes) are easy to locate. NOTE: All parties are 21+ so bring your I.D.
CON*tourage Unbirthday Spankings by naughty girl Leah
PLAYON CON PARTY SCHEDULE:
• Earlybird Kickoff (Wednesday Night) - If you’re there early like a lot of the staff, you can come join us as we issue a farewell toast to sleep and begin inoculating ourselves for the nonstop weekend!
• Total Sausagefest III (Thursday Afternoon) - Awww yeah!
• Jonestown After Dark (Thursday Night) - The Reverend has a very important message for all you POC 5 kids out there: JUST SAY NO!
• Frolicon (Friday evening) - The Frolicon girls are throwing a black and white party! Cocktail attire encouraged!
• El Presidente (Friday evening) - You must obey the dance commander givin’ out the order for fun. You must obey the dance commander. You know that he’s the only one who gives the orders here.
• BSG (Friday evening) - Remember when they turned that viper into a decoration for Joe’s Bar? Dress up as your favorite character from the show BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA and meet us there! Keep an eye out for for frakkin’ toasters, though. They could be anywhere!
• aPOCalypse (Friday evening) - The Mayans warned us, so we decided to stock up on snacks and watch the world die in style.
• Pancake Chowdown (Saturday late-morning) - Bring your appetite and $3 donation for all-you-can-eat pancakes, hosted by CON*tourage.
• CON*tourage Unbirthday Party (Saturday night) - It’s everyone’s (un)birthday party this night! Wear your best (un)birthday suit, bring your appetite for cake, booze and free (un)birthday spankings by Leah. Music provided by DJ Lawless, out of Atlanta. $5 gift exchange at 1 a.m.
• Iron Bartender (Saturday night) - Superior Mixmasters battle neophyte challengers in number one challenge to the death! Judges demand drinks with secret ingredient, and bartenders do as told. Watch as Cocktail Stadium becomes mighty arena of conflict!
• Boozepack (Saturday night) - This year’s theme is….Oh, who’re we kidding? BITE AND SUCK!
• Karaoke (Friday & Saturday night) - Xavier’s bringing the mic to the party floor. You bring the talent and/or chutzpah!
• Dead Dog Party (Sunday night) - For those left standing, our party hosts from the weekend will be doing their best to avoid taking home so many bottles. And you can help!
• 24 Hour Pool (Friday and Saturday night) - Noodle battles at 3 a.m., anyone?
• 6 Feet Under (Friday and Saturday night) - Something for the younger crowd! Look for this goth-themed soiree on a separate floor from the others. Must be 20 or younger to attend.
CON*tourage’s UNBIRTHDAY PARTY kicks off at 10:00 p.m. in ROOM 211 on Saturday, July 28th, 2012 at the Birmingham Hilton.
For complete info. on PlayOn Con, please visit www.playoncon.com
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